I promise I will never die

Keep it short faggit!

FUCK! I already know you’re flooded with content from the web. That’s why I started this post with “fuck”. Contrary to common guilt-encouraging content, I believe your ADHD is justified.

You are scrolling through tons of content. Why should you read this? I have deadly-class content to help you argue so you don’t have to look it up yourself.

So that’s why I’m making this commitment… my posts will be short and dense. I value your time.

And I love you… never die.

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